Enmore Theatre, 118-132 Enmore Road, Newtown NSW 2042
Location: Enmore Theatre, 118-132 Enmore Road, Newtown NSW 2042
Dates: Thursday 14 May from 8:45pm to 10pm
Friday 15 May from 8:45pm to 10pm
Cost: Starting from: $59.9 – Book Tickets
“I’ve been trying to embrace early retirement… but honestly, I’m bored shitless.”
So begins the return of Marty Sheargold, stepping back onto the stage as the very 54-year-old man he is — fun, sexy, charming, and, of course, humbly self-aware (at least according to him).
In his brand-new stand-up show, The Red Card Tour, Marty invites audiences to share in moments, memories, and brutally honest observations from a life well (and sometimes badly) lived. Expect sharp storytelling, unfiltered opinions, and that signature ability to turn everyday frustrations into big, laugh-out-loud comedy.
This is comedy that cuts through the noise — tackling modern madness, middle-age misfires, and the increasingly confusing world we all seem to be navigating. From generational clashes to personal chaos, nothing is off-limits, and everything is delivered with Marty’s trademark bite.
You’ll laugh, you might reflect, and you’ll probably need a two-hour parking ticket… although, let’s be honest, an hour might just about do it.
(You won’t cry. Probably.)
A familiar voice across television, radio, and stage, Marty Sheargold has long been one of Australia’s most distinctive comedic talents — and now he’s back doing what he does best: telling it like it is, whether you’re ready for it or not.
Whether you’ve followed him for years or are seeing him live for the first time, this is your chance to catch him at his absolute best.
Grab your tickets — it’s time for The Red Card Tour.
